WANTED
BUS #47558
Last seen terrorizing local stops with unholy smells, sudden vanishing acts, and incomprehensible slowness.
- Known aliases: Devil Bus, The 666 Route in Disguise
- Behavior: Absurd lateness, loud engine screech, bus stop vanisher
- Approach with caution: It feeds on false hope
For information leading to its exorcism
Next Disappointment In:
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Victim Reports
Anonymous - Portishead Sainsburys
"It drove by laughing. I swear it laughed."
Jess M. - Weston-super-mare Interchange
"I was 5 seconds late, and it was already gone. No mercy."
Liam H. - Clevedon Triangle
"It was 20 minutes late. Then vanished as I blinked."
Sam R. - Nailsea Waitrose
"The live tracker showed it approaching. It never arrived."
E. Green - Backwell Crossroads
"It opened its doors… then shut them before I could board."
Morgan P. - Ashton Gate
"Three people boarded. Two got off. One was never seen again."
Dev - Somewhere Between Stops
"There was no stop. Just eternal red lights and looping roads."
A Whispering Voice - Unknown
"It does not follow the route. The route follows it."
K. Singh - Stoke Bishop
"The bus number flickered between 47558 and 666. No one else noticed."
Becca J. - Temple Meads
"I boarded. My watch stopped. When I got off, it was the next day."
Prophecies
- “When the timetable lies, it shall rise again.”
- “If you check the app, it disappears.”
- “When hope arrives, it departs.”